Hi!

This is me!

I looked like this the other day. Today I am into some really transcendental stuff that would totally blow your mind if I could take a picture of it with your naive "camera" technology, but unfortunately my monitor insists on representing space as drably Euclidean so the pictures aren't really coming out right. If we could meet in person, I would totally unfurl my pan-dimensional kaleidoscope of noodly specialness to show you.