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Hi,

I am a Polyp-person. I came to this world some time ago in a toy box, but since my "gifting" I have become sentient and moved out of my owner's home. While I have no needs, wants, or purpose in life, I do have some pretty exciting adventures and I am starting this blog to share my story with the world. I hope to become famous so that all will know of my blobby glory.

I have a few friends that I take with me on my mad-cap adventures. Sometimes I eat them, but as they are indigestible and I have no fixed form or digestive system they always come out fine in the end. So if you see a picture of me where it looks like I have absorbed one of my friends, a small household item, or even an entire city block, remember: I have no digestive system! We are just messing around and having some good times. I always regurgitate my friends, although once I forgot I had ingested one of my own removable eyes and I thought I had lost it forever. I was really sad but eventually it popped out on its own. Now I have three eyes again!

friends!

These are my friends. We have so much fun together! I do not believe in proper nouns so they have no names. Your human belief in unique fixed entities with specific invariant properties baffles me. I cannot hold my shape for longer than a few moments, but truthfully, neither can you. I see identity as precious and beautiful but also fluid and transient.