I finally watched "Turbo"

I read about snails so you don't have to!

If you enjoy children's movies as much as I do, then Turbo is sure to provide average-or-better entertainment value for about two-thirds of its 96 minute running time. In terms of movie-watching efficiency, it ranks well above tired retreads like Happy Feet and Toy Story, but is not as good as Up, How To Train Your Dragon, or house favorite Wall-E.

Mild Spoiler Alert, If You Are So Simple-Minded That You Are Unsure What Might Happen In This Movie, Which Obvious Thing Is Exactly What Happens By The Way, And You Do Not Wish To Find Out Just Yet, Yet You Still Expect Me To Provide You Entertainment, However Brief Or Mild, Which I Cannot Do If You Refuse To Work With Me, Then Against My Better Judgement I Will Still Pander To Your Selfish Needs: Please Enjoy This Video Titled, DUBSTEP PUKING RAINBOW GIRAFFES. You Can Thank Me In The Comments.